The Best Curry
Business has been booming for our local curry house since they employed a hypnotist to do the deliveries.
Customers now all agree that it’s the tastiest curry they’ve ever eaten, and much cheaper than they expected. Many are so impressed they order seconds, and all are baffled at how it can turn up two minutes before they actually order it. Of course they retain no memory of being put into a trance on their doorstep.
The ingenious plan was finally rumbled last week when he attempted to work his magic on my Auntie Michelle. Not realising she’s been in a trance since 1987, his charms had the opposite effect on her and she woke up. Now Uncle Andy is threatening to sue, claiming she is no longer tasty and cheap.
That's fast food for you! You never know what you'll be getting.