Sting

Uncle Trevor is the best banjo player in our family, despite having only one arm.  His repertoire is somewhat limited, as you’d expect.  But as long as the song only has one chord (and it is a G), you’d never know the difference. 

Unfortunately his dyslexia has put paid to any thoughts to turning professional, as it takes him far too long to learn new material.  Otherwise it seems certain that he’d have achieved his ambition: to tour Eastern Europe with a Country & Western band performing Sting covers (in G).

My ambition is to stay at home without a Country & Western band and never hear another Sting song again.  Sadly, some dreams are destined to never come true.

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