Ashmash
My Pet Hedgehog Tried To Murder Me
posted Tuesday, 18 December 2007
I’ve spent the last three weeks in hospital after our pet hedgehog, seeking warmth, crept into my bed and nearly stabbed me to death.
I awoke to find my bed sheets covered in blood. It was disturbingly reminiscent of a scene out of the Godfather, except they didn’t have a grinning pet hedgehog in the Godfather.
Obviously Bertie (the hedgehog) didn’t mean to try and murder me; he’s such a nice-natured fellow. But I decided to have him plucked as a precaution.
Sadly a bald, miserable hedgehog is not a particularly endearing pet, so he’s been banished to the shed. I’ll have to think of other ways to serve the cheese and pineapple at the Christmas party now.
I awoke to find my bed sheets covered in blood. It was disturbingly reminiscent of a scene out of the Godfather, except they didn’t have a grinning pet hedgehog in the Godfather.
Obviously Bertie (the hedgehog) didn’t mean to try and murder me; he’s such a nice-natured fellow. But I decided to have him plucked as a precaution.
Sadly a bald, miserable hedgehog is not a particularly endearing pet, so he’s been banished to the shed. I’ll have to think of other ways to serve the cheese and pineapple at the Christmas party now.
comments (4)
1. Gorilla Bananas left...
Wednesday, 19 December 2007 2:48 pm :: http://japingape.blogspot.com/
Well I don't approve of shaving animals, but it was the hedgehog's fault
for trying to snuggle you. I would have put a small piece of gum on the end
of each spine.
2. karen left...
Sunday, 23 December 2007 6:56 pm
surely he is a sweet little guy--without a malicious spine in his
body--now of course that u plucked the poor fellow--just think, you can
still use toothpicks for your hors doerves
3. andrew goulding left...
Monday, 24 December 2007 3:38 am :: http://www.andrewgoulding.info/
Perhaps you could hire a punk with spiky hair and display your cheese &
pineapple pieces differently this year.
4. Spike left...
Saturday, 29 December 2007 7:09 pm
Who the Crap cares about the little bugger, shoot it, roast it and eat it.
Mind you it's one flee bag sleeping with another, so shoot both. Are you a
Man or what, Cheese and Pineapple at Christmas, For God sake what are you.
You should both be banished to the shed.